If you don’t reblog this, you’re heartless.
This man was born with glass bones and paper skin.
Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms.
At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
(Source: doitsundere, via cannonballhands)
(Source: rulesformyunbornson, via cannonballhands)
yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent
HAHAHA WAIT WAT
(Source: venusaurphobia, via thatfunnyblog)